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American Garbage
By jbcobb | August 25, 2008
Can you believe that the country forged by Washington, Jefferson, Madison, and Franklin has devolved into this:
1. Untalented Ugly Skank Loses the Plot
A wrinkly dimwitted prostitue known as Madonna flashed images comparing McCain to two mass murderers during her latest varicose-vein fetish porn show. Two questions: were barf bags provided, and how long did it take to get that “old ho” smell out of the arena?
2. Joe Biden Endorses John McCain
In 2004, Joseph Biden suggested that John Kerry choose John McCain as his running mate, stating, “I think that this is time for unity in this country, and maybe it is time to have a guy like John McCain – a Republican – on the ticket with a guy he does like..and they don’t have fundamental disagreements on major policies.” Two questions: how does John McCain overcome this damning endorsement, and given that Biden, Obama, Kerry, and McCain all think alike, how does America prevent total collapse in the next four years?
3. Democratic Party Ready to Pay Tribute to Murderer
The Democratic Party is ready to pay tribute to a fat, alcoholic, cowardly, communist murderer known as Ted Kennedy. Two questions: will Kennedy make an appearance or will he hide out in his house trying to sober up and dry his clothers, and will this help Hillary Clinton supporters finally realize that maybe the rest of the Democratic Party really is a group of mysogenists?
May God have mercy on us all.
JB
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